Carifest C.A.R.E.S. Cancelled

By Brittany Somerset, Intrepid Reporter, Manhattan, NY.
Due to a combination of poor ticket sales and inclement weather, Carifest C.A.R.E.S has been cancelled.

Carifest C.A.R.E.S. But Eek-A-Mouse Doesn’t

When asked at last week’s Carifest CARES (Compassionate Artists Recognizing Entertainment Solutions) press conference what Carifest meant to him, Eek-A-Mouse replied. “It doesn’t mean (expletive) to me” He then changed the subject entirely and went off on a tirade, dissing all the “white people who control reggae, like Ace Of Base, Matisyahu, (whose name he repeatedly mispronounced and called Matissaweh), Sean Paul and Shaggy; bitterly blaming them for his inability to get signed by a major label. He even he included the late, great, reggae founder Bob Marley in his racist rant, citing that he had a white father.